Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Beard Bits

3


During the last two months of my Senior year of High School, a hair started to sprout out of a cheek. After a few weeks of this single hair growing there, the store owner walked up to me and silently handed me a disposable razor. I accepted it as the message was received, that it was time to start shaving... The one hair. A couple months later I was visiting Colorado for my last temporary summer visit and, as I hadn't brought the razor with me in my luggage, I used the same method my mother did and plucked out the five hairs I now had growing on my face. By the following Fall, when I returned to New England and started working at the grocery store full-time, I took up shaving full-time as well for the handful of whiskers I'd developed.
After my permanent move to Colorado, effectively between jobs, I decided to let my beard grow and see what would come of it. Being around my birthday month, mother wanted me to tag along on another long drive up to visit my sister at the Wyoming/Montana border. I really didn't want to, but I concluded I really couldn't say no.
As my sister's father-in-law had died in the intervening years, my sister had moved into her husband's parents' home as his mother had found a new, smaller place, for herself in town. When mother and I arrived, as there weren't enough guest bedrooms, I was assigned a roll away bed in the unfinished basement. I actually liked this setting as it allowed me to sleep late in the morning, as there was no natural light to wake me, and read my science fiction books by the light of a provided lamp. I remember very little else about this trip other than being in the basement for the few days we were up there. On the drive back my mother pleaded with me to shave given how terrible my beard looked!
Checking in the bathroom mirror once we got back, I found that rather than having a beard, all my face produced was a smattering of hairs widely spaced. The best looking bit was a 'Soul Patch' under my lower lip, about an eighth inch wide and not much longer. The closest thing to a 'beard' I had was a scruffy patch under my jaw. As my brothers had mustaches in their years after High School, I decided to shave all but the upper lip and see what developed. If it hadn't been for the scruffy bit under the chin, I might have just turned to plucking it. After a few years, no one had noticed my 'mustache' as they assumed it was just the shadow of my large nose above. So I started shaving there as well and lose the shadow. My 'beard' never filled in more than that and I discovered I didn't have to shave more than once every four days as people didn't start to notice until day five.

I had sent a two thousand dollar check to Colorado ahead of me for my mother to deposit into a bank account under my name before I moved out. One thousand dollars I brought with me as travelers checks and another five hundred as cash on hand for the drive out. As I hadn't needed the travelers checks, I found I could simply deposit them into the bank account mother had set up for me, but she had another idea.
During an employment gap between the grocery store turned deli and finding a job at the hospital, my mother had borrowed some money from my not as older brother in the Air Force. As he had been single and didn't need much of his paycheck as he lived on base, his savings had been piling up and thus he was able to help out mother during that time. While she had gradually paid him back during the preceding year and a half since she'd gotten the hospital job, she still owed him about a thousand dollars.
As my not as older brother had let her know he was going to get married to someone he met in the Air Force, mom decided she should pay him off in a lump sum as well as send him money for a wedding present. And my fifteen hundred dollars was the right amount! Could I instead cash in the traveler's checks and loan her one thousand dollars so she could pay off my not as older brother? Then she'd use the remaining five hundred dollars as the wedding present from 'her & me' and pay me back half of that as well, later. Always wanting to be helpful, I thought, Why, not?

As Al, of the local software start-up company, had gotten an invitation to visit the local big name computer company nearby, he asked if I'd like to come along...? Absolutely! The previous year, my mother had a boyfriend who worked there and I thought I might be able to get my foot in the door through him this year, but mother had since dumped him as, she explained, ''He was the same height as your father and I decided I couldn't deal with that again.'' So much for romance, I guessed and wondered how I'd get into a good computer job once I got to Colorado. But with this invite to join Al on his visit, I perked up as we arrived at one of their overflow facilities, they had grown so big they no longer fit into a single complex, and we got the tour with someone Al knew. It was a sprawling single floor with a mix of mainframe and mid-range machines housed in air conditioned rooms nestled between blocks of work cubicles. It was sort of like I had expected to see, still, I found myself impressed as what I had imaged ahead of time was actually now surrounding me. At the end of the tour, his friend asked if we had any more questions and then handed Al and me job applications to take home.
Getting back I was thrilled as my great plan of saving-up my money for a year, then moving out to Colorado to get a computer job by Fall was running right on schedule. All I had to do was fill in the application where I would note 'my degree', 'field of expertise', and check a box saying 'I could pass a physical examination' as part of being hired...
Not having a degree would be problematic, but as I had quickly impressed Al with my skills, I thought I could get passed that. I didn't know what the official title of my field of expertise would be and wondered if I could just put 'Computer Programming' as my answer. But could I pass a physical examination? I didn't think so given my 'situation' and had even given up on entering any military service because of it.
I didn't bother send in my application and even though Al did and had a year of working at the start-up under his belt, I soon heard from him that they wouldn't consider him without a degree either. Working at a big computer corporation wasn't going to be in either of our futures.

Toward the end of Nineteen Eighty-Three, jobless and living off my savings, my bank balance had dropped in half and was soon being eaten up by undisclosed bank fees. When I asked what those were about, the bank explained that there was a 'maintenance fee' for having a balance below a thousand dollars. That was news to me as I had never encountered such a fee with my original bank account in New England but that's just how they did business in Colorado.
Finding this out, now five months after mom had borrowed the money from me to pay-off my not as older brother, I went to her and asked when she might start making payments toward the twelve hundred and fifty dollars she owed me? She paused, then explained to me that I had been privileged growing-up with her during those four years at the apartment town, with just her and me and having the large bedroom for myself. She had been thinking about it recently and, in retrospect, she realized that I actually owed her that money and so she wouldn't be paying any of it back...
I protested in shock, but what could I do? With my savings dwindling, and no job prospects on the horizon, I couldn't very well move out.




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