Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Tricks Of The Trade

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When you've gone through years of emaciation and withered away losing your stamina and strength, you need to learn some tricks to get through the day, or give up being out and about entirely. In my case, having a history of figuring things out, the die was cast.
You don't have the energy to stand in a room when there are no seats available? Rather than complain about it and making others annoyed at you, or settle to the floor and not be able to easily get back up in front of others, try this: I learned to stand a foot or two from a wall and lean back against it to support my weight and keep me upright. To stop the knees from folding forward and dropping me to the floor, I used one leg to rest on top of the knee cap of the other leg to keep it straight and supportive. It looks like you're just casually leaning against the wall, but in reality you're wedged there with gravity holding you in place. All you now have to do is expend energy keeping your head held up, much easier than the whole body. If you don't like your arms dangling at your side, fold them and let the friction of your sleeves and interlocking of your bones keep them in place there. After a while your supporting leg might begin to hurt and then you carefully lift the crossed leg off from on top and make that your supporting leg and now cross your old supporting leg over the knee cap of your new supporting leg.
Having problems with your inner ear as you stand or walk? When I first started having balance problems I had to find a new way of 'feeling' that I was in a vertical position. I began to realize the sensation at the ankle joint when bent forward or leaned back; there's a compression of the tissues in front of the ankle and a stretch from behind and vice versa. Focus in on that sensation when standing upright and feel the difference as you lean forward with something to support you and lean back against a wall. There's a difference of sensation in your ankles between those three positions, get used to paying attention to them and then, as you walk, focus on how the tissues around the ankles feel as you are upright, standing and even as you are walking on a level surface. I found by focusing on this, I was able to get by without my inner ear to help me for years at a time. The problem with this technique is that it only works well on level surfaces and, with some practice, slightly tilted surfaces, but walking up steeper paths or ramps can still be a problem. In the case of a ramp, there should be a hand rail to help. When just a steep path, I would find myself an alternate route even if it mean walking significantly further.
Wobbling too much as you walk down a hallway, leaving people to wonder if you're drunk? Use your fingertip and run it along the wall as you walk. It looks like you're casually keeping your finger busy in a playful way, but in reality it gives you feedback as you move letting you know if you're getting closer to the wall or further as you go. By stiffening your finger, wrist and arm, it becomes a steadying pole as all you need to now worry about is just placing one foot in front of the other and keeping an eye out for your destination.
Not confident of climbing or descending a wide staircase, but don't want to visibly cling to the hand railing at the side either? Still walk up and down those stairs at the side with the handrail, but simply don't grasp it if you can. Just keep you hand out and ready to grab it should you feel a sudden unsteadiness. But if you need to touch it for psychological comfort, use the tip of the finger trick, running it along the railing as you go, giving you that playful 'not a care in the world' look while still giving you a physical sense of support.
The other tricks will come pretty naturally to you as you need them. Having problems standing up from a chair? Always make sure to sit at chairs with arms and then use your hands as well as your legs as you stand. Having problems talking? Use more nodding or shaking of the head to communicate simple answers. Having problems writing by hand? You know this trick: Type instead, if you can. As I said, these are the more common tricks and you might just fall into using them when you need to without even realizing it.

I found I could do others tricks as well, though I didn't mean to. Suzi of the writer's group: Her young daughter had a phase where she liked to startle people just to see them jump. But I was a mystery to her, no matter how many times she tried to startle me, I'd just turn to her and just say, ''Oh, Hi.'' It took me a bit to realize that my ability to get that adrenal kick of being surprised had long since gone and nothing could startle me or make me jump anymore, but I didn't tell her that was how I did the trick, she just assumed I somehow always knew she was there.
Gone too, was my stuttering. Being a habitual stutterer where it's a learned habit maintained by the back of the brain, by Nineteen Ninety, my brain was no longer up to par and one of the side effects was the back of my mind no longer had the resources to ensure I stuttered when I talked. Again, people mistook my lack of stuttering as ''a good sign'', that I was ''finally growing out of it.''

When making my two-day trips to Denver to pickup my three month supply of fat enzymes, I'd have spare time to fill beyond my appointment with Premier Medical Center and visited my old start up software company friend and his family. As the national bus line terminal was in the heart of the city, I'd taken up visiting the downtown Denver area and learning its layout and little concrete parks to sit at for a bit and watch life go by. But for one of these journeys, I decided to play my old trick of seeing my hospital records; I was interested if there was anything behind the scenes I should know about. On this trip I went to my appointment to collect the fat enzymes on my first day in Denver, the next morning I returned to Premier Medical Center and went to their records department.
I had checked with my previous visit that they charged for a copy of your medical file, even for your first one -- meanies -- but they did allow you to review your file for free, if you wished. You just had to make an appointment ahead of time as they only had a few review desks available at any time during the day. After I made my appointment to see the doctor, I had then called and made the subsequent day's appointment to review my file. As I arrived on that second day, I checked in at the records office. They confirmed I had an appointment and then they went to get my file. It wasn't there. They told me it had been checked out and gave me the name of the doctor who had checked it out. I didn't recognize the name so they showed me the sign-out sheet of my file in case the attendant had mispronounced the name...
What caught my attention wasn't the fact that I didn't recognize the name of the current person with my file, but the fact that the multiple page ''sign-out sheet'' was filled with at least twenty-five names and dates of people who had signed-out my file. Only a handful of them were the dates I had been to the medical center and had the names of the few doctors I had ever seen there. The vast majority were of people I had never heard of and showed dates I had never been near the place. When I asked the attendant about all those people who had been checking out my file, she was surprised I didn't know those names either, Was I sure they weren't involved with my health care? Not that I knew of or had heard about. She said that was unusual as medical files should only be checked out by people working on someone's healthcare. Either way the upshot was, since my file was checked out, I couldn't see it that day.
I pointed out that I had a scheduled appointment to have seen it and asked why it hadn't been reserved for me. She returned that it was always deemed that if medical personnel wanted to see a file, they always had priority. Was I sure I didn't have an appointment to see the doctor who currently had it signed out today? I was. I asked if we could contact him and see why he had my file and when he might return it? She noted that the sign-out sheets didn't include contact information, but I could come back the following day and surely the file would be back by then. Was I sure this guy wasn't my doctor? She again asked, not being able to fathom that people not involved with my care would have my file.
I was sure, I told her, as well as the fact that I was from out of town and couldn't come back the next day. Oh well, she concluded, I could just make an appointment with them the next time I was back in town... And would my file be available for that appointment? I asked rhetorically.
On the national bus ride back, my mind raced with what it meant that so many people had been checking out my file at Premier Medical Center. Were they people behind the scenes who were looking into my health history and trying to help me? Or were they looky-loos who had heard about me via the medical grapevine and just had to have a look for themselves? Or could it simply be a case of medical students at the hospital checking out records at random to review as part of their studies?
I never found out, nor did I ever get a chance to see my file, there.




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