Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Hitches

64


Settling into my new apartment, and effectively the next leg of my life, there were some surprises of both sorts and some new goals to achieve.
When I went to fill the water bed on my first evening, I discovered that the bathroom faucet had a crack underneath its spout. Unable to get that addressed right away, I walked to the hardware store and bought myself an extension hose so I could fill up the bed from the kitchen sink. This worked, though I hadn't realized how long it took the waterbed heater to bring the surface to a comfortable temperature. No problem, with the long couch in the living room area I could sleep on that my first night. Not so, as lying down on it for the first time I realized just how course and scratchy the upholstery was; while I had checked the springs to make sure they were good, it never occurred to me to rub my arms against it to check for smoothness. I quickly figured that I could use the water bed comforter like a sleeping bag, the bottom half on the couch, the top half wrapped over me for warmth. While it didn't make the best night given the pinching pain of bones pressing on nerves, it did get me through.
By the second day my computer was all set-up as well as the stereo and television and I made my first walk to the grocery store to stock up on food. I made the mistake of buying food that fit into the shopping cart and not that I could comfortably carry. But I huffed and puffed and got it all back in one trip, though my arms ached for most of the rest of the day. Now it was a question of what key things I wanted to do with the rest of my lump sum back payment.
The first was to find an agent and see if I could sell my first scripting attempt for 'The Other Show' I liked and had started to write for, in practice. I got a listing of all of the registered agents from the Writer's Guild Of America, all in Los Angeles, and wrote up a base query letter noting my background and asking if they'd be willing to represent me. Then for the one hundred or so names and addresses, I popped in their information at the top of the letter and printed it up, etc.. Buying a box of envelopes from the office supply store as well as a roll of stamps from the post office, I spent much of the next two days stuffing the envelopes, sealing and stamping them. As luck would have it, there was a postal box just a few blocks away and I made a trip to mail the letters.
On the way back I noticed the 7-Eleven and stopped there next to discover I could use my food stamps to buy Big Gulps. Now with the full amount of food stamps to play with rather than the reduced amount I lived off of at my mother's, I decided to dedicate a dollar food stamp each day for a soda. This gave me a daily reason to get out of the apartment and walk the three blocks to pick it up. Even though it used thirty food stamps a month, with the greater amount I was now receiving I still had more to play with for regular groceries.
With the agent query letters out of the way, I decided to buy myself a lifetime membership in the local Science Fiction club. As the club had been underfunded due to the lost membership checks by the earlier staff, I had been making ends meet by printing up the various monthly and Quarterly newsletters at a self serve copier rather than having the copy store do it. I further supplemented the club coffers by trading in the spare books that the publishers sent to us. While they were free for club members willing to write a review for the monthly newsletter, invariably there were still some books left over. At first, these had started to pile up as I didn't know what to do with them and then I got the idea to take them to used books stores for cash. They liked having new books to mix with the used ones on their shelves and the few dollars I got helped to keep the club afloat. Now with my lifetime membership money credited to the club, effectively the club membership times twenty years, we now had a comfortable cushion to pay for all the other existing membership mailings, cash to reimburse visiting author traveling expenses, and plenty of spare money to buy the club some supplies to make my life easier: Such as a rubber stamp with the address on it to save me from repeatedly writing it by hand, and a long armed stapler to make stapling the folded, magazine-like Quarterly issues so much easier. In the previous years I had been carefully piercing the center of each unfolded copy with a small stapler and then pushing through and bending over each staple by hand for both the club's Quarterly as well as my own The Doctor Who Reports. This process took a lot of patience and skin off my finger tips. With the long armed stapler I could now just slip in the unfolded pages and clump-clump, staples were in and all I had to do was fold. This reduced the assembly time for the issues by nearly two thirds.
While I had driven my car to the apartment's parking lot, I couldn't afford the gas and upkeep for it on my monthly income and so I listed it for sale, saying I'd take the best offer. After a week of people coming, looking, and passing, I finally had someone offer one hundred and sixty dollars for it. I think he was planning on it being a starting place for price dickering, but I just accepted it so I wouldn't have to worry about the car anymore or possibly extending the ad for another few weeks until another buyer came. Another reason for wanting to get rid of the car was that I was no longer sure of my driving skills. The last few times I had driven I had some close calls due to my lagging, emaciated, reflexes and possibly emaciating nerves as well. Once the car was gone, when it came time to renew my adult driver's license in Colorado, I didn't, instead opting for a state identification card which would work for all non-driving purposes.
With the apartment nestled between four bus routes, and the bus system being based on a spoke & hub system that used transfers with a one hour grace period, I found I was able to take a bus downtown on one route, get the transfer and then rather than boarding a connecting bus, I would spend forty-five minutes in the downtown area to visit my credit union, pick up the club's mail at the post office, or visit the comics and science fiction & fantasy book store before returning to the bus hub and using the transfer to take a different bus route that also passed by my new apartment. Essentially I was able to make downtown return trips for a single punch of my fare card. While I would rarely do all three downtown tasks with one trip, I remember I did so once.
With the broken bath room faucet, I decided I didn't want to make my first impression as a new tenant to be of a complainer. So I decided to replace it myself using my own money. I had done it before at my mother's mobile home for her so I was familiar with what needed to be done. Picking up a faucet of the right size at the hardware store, and using my tools collected over the preceding decade of my life, I had it installed and working in only a couple of hours. Slow for a plumber, but much cheaper for me. It wasn't until I had been at the apartment for a few weeks that I discovered the woman manager had a husband who was designated the repair man and, in reflection, I supposed I should have asked him to repair it himself...
My mother was still bugged that I wouldn't tell her where my new place was. She called my father back in New England thinking I might have told him. But when it was clear to her that I hadn't spoken to him in years, she covered up the reason she had called by twisting it into ''notifying him'' that I had moved into my first apartment and as a good father he should help chip in some 'congratulations money' to help me settle in. As she didn't have my address, she told him to mail it to her. Before it arrived, she next decided to take me out to a 'congratulations lunch' and offered to pick me up. And where would that be? Not in a position to turn down free food, I told her to pick me up at the 7-Eleven a few blocks away. After lunch and talking to me about the move and the great news on my disability income she decided we could browse at the local Salvation Army thrift store in case there was anything else I needed for the apartment. Even though there wasn't, it had been years since she had last been nice to me and I didn't want it to end so quickly; I accepted.
Sure enough I didn't see anything I needed for the apartment, but then my eyes caught the encyclopedia set they had for sale. Before the age of Wikipedia and other online reference sites, an encyclopedia set was the easiest way to find out about something you might need to know of when writing a story. And I wrote stories... Still, they wanted too much money for it and so we browsed at other things before my mother drove me back to the apartment. Or at least that was her hope but I had her drop me off at the same 7-Eleven and in case she might get a clue based on which direction I started walking in, I went inside the store for my daily soda and made sure she was gone before I walked to the apartment. But it was too late, I had already made my mistake.
She called me an hour later. She had decided to buy that encyclopedia set I had been eying, where should she bring it to...? I told her not to worry about it but she said that she had already spent the money and couldn't return it. I envisioned having her take it to the 7-Eleven but given the number of hardcover books and weight of it all, I knew I couldn't carry it back. I debated having her leave it at the mobile home and my taking the bus several times to pick up a few volumes at a time until I had brought it all to the apartment by myself. But that would use up a fare punch card in no time as well as waste tens of hours riding the bus. And still, as a writer it'd be awfully handy to have a set of my own. My resolve broke and I told her to meet me at the 7-Eleven, while I hoped it would seem to her I still wasn't going to let her know where I lived, I realized it would be easier for me to show her once I met her at the car, than to explain the cross streets to her.
Once she met me, I showed her how to get to my apartment and she helped me carry in the book set. She looked around and was very impressed with the size given the amount I was paying. She also liked the water bed as well and within a few months bought one for herself and set it up in my old bedroom at the mobile home.
The following week she brought by the card and check from my father, telling me how she had called him... And she gave me back my copy of the key to her mobile home, in case I ever wanted to visit sometime.




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